I Pledge Allegiance to the United States of Your Mom Keychain in Blue

Blue motel keychain reads “I Pledge Allegiance to the United States of Your Mom”

’90s lovers will understand.

• Keychain is an adaptation from the classic hotel/motel key tags.
  
• Approximate size: 3.75″x1.75″ and comes on a split ring.
  
• Materials: plastic and metal
• Back says GET BULLISH in small type

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